"J" for Jul

Jul igen!

Once a year I indulge in these admittedly adventurous thoughts that not all is lost.

And it has to do with Christmas.

Praise the Lord!!

All over the town one can have a good look at what (apparently!) Swedish Amazons (okay, they have the square look but not a true amazon's spirit) wear UNDER their un-feminine, un-pleasant, un-attractive, un-iform, un-isex (without -y!!), un-flattering clothes, aesthetically offensive, generally bird-bajs coloured, or in shades of depressive green, blue grey, vomit yellow, blodpudding red etc.

Yes, yes: frivolous, titillatingly-lacey, yes, yes, S E X Y looking bras and panties, with tiny little cute dingling dangling, bling-blingy little somethings, nothings hanging, useless but cute little ribbons, lovingly twisted into little hearts or flowers.........bright juicy, hot red, seriously sexy velvety lace ..........

There are just too many displayed in the various shops to fit only on cute, firm, shapely bodies in the age group 13-26....so imagining those frivolous items of plaisir being wrapped around julskinka shaped buttocks and aging breasts that have finally surrendered to the law of Jante and Gravity!!

Let me indulge in these visuals for a moment.

What does this tell us, what message do I get??

All the BlahBlah about jämställhet is OUTWARDLY, a phonetic phenomena so to say. So it seems.

Tack vare Gud!

The superimposed maskulinity, the price wo-men here apparently are happily willing to pay for what they believe is equality, .....scratch the surface and they would m a y b e like to be what they should love to be: Objects of desire, Divas in bed.

Maybe it is too early to give up hope.

However, along with the masculinisation of wo-men goes along a tragic, but unavoidable femininisation of men. They had no choice.

Poor fellows.

It was pure survival instinct.

Reversable??

No idea, but one can always move to another country where the laws of nature still are in place.

In this spirit:

God Jul!

.....and enjoy.... ;-)

"S" for surprise-surprise: Sex & Sweden

It is official. Official it is.

Another suspicion of mine verified: Swedes are maybe the first to have given "Blue Movies" a face.............however in my opinion they have a strrrrange relationship with SEX.

It is so much all over the place, right from kindergarten onwards, there is no tabu whatsoever, it is autopsized, slaughtered and carved up in detail, teenies know "all" about hormones, PMS, könsorgan and their various functions. No surprises left, all charme gone.

But to come to the point (no pun intended, Mr Gräfenberg) : A survey, recently published in the New Scientist Magazine has come to the not too surprising result that the Swedes are NOWHERE on the list of "Who is the most active people when it comes to sex".

And WHY????

Simple: they have no fucking time to indulge in the fine art of love-making.

Both sexes (yes, there are still men and wo-men around) are so tied up with work and work and work and being jämställd and work and jämställhet that by the end of the day, when they actually could meet and mate, they are so worn out that it is nada, niente, nix, nichts, nothing.

I am also convinced that Sweden is the first country in the world that will ACTUALLY be unisexed, in the true sense of the word, LITERALLY, that is they will have a uniform one-gender-race, where the height of achievement will be wo-men with penis and men with breasts and a kind of uterine appendix.

So they would be capable of inseminating themselves and leave out these time consuming questions as to who stays at home and does the nursing of a new-born, who will be pappa-ledig and/or mamma-ledig. They could be two-in-one. How fucking convenient is that?!!

A big sigh of relief when that level of evolution is reached. And all points out to this wonderful part of the world. We (I however distance myself from the "we" )will be the first!

"J" for Jävla, Jönköping, jajamensan, Jantelagen

Trying to get popular with Swedes?? Sorry, that battle starts ulta pulta: first you surrender and then you battle.

And surrender you do to JANTELAGEN, the unwritten social code of behaviour on Swedish territory. It is so imminent that I fail to understand WHY a written script of these 10 Rules is not handed over whilst entering Swedish territory....at least if you come to stay, that is as an immigrant or refuges.

There are not many other reasons why intelligent humans would choose to settle in this dark, cold, barbaric place, the navel of which is Jönköping, MonAmour.