Friday 17 July 2009

"B" for bÓÓbs


The weather is simply too nice to sit in front of my PC and write about s.th. that potentially does not exist, only as a "Hole", or more precise "Summer Hole", derived from the German "Sommerloch".
"Summer Hole" is a recurring phenomena, essentially in summer. It affects the newspapers only, unlike the expected influensavåg that is expected to hit the whole of Sweden in autumn and thus has inspired the government to conduct a mass-vaccination, unprecedented in Swedish history. That subject I will surely comment on later.


Summer Hole simply means that nothing much is happening, so the newspapers/so called journalists invent stuff, create problems to write about, anything, from The Monster of Loch Ness to the oh so relevant question Wether Or Not Toplessness Bathing Should Be Permitted When Swimming In Rosenlundsbadet.
Of course, just in case anybody has missed it: this goes much deeeeeper, as I said, it is a "Hole"-no pun intended.
The Swedes favourite topic: Jävla Jämställdhet.

If they, the boys, can do it standing up - we can, too, show our breasts, wether they are perky , surrendering to the law of gravity, crinkeld, smooth, sexy, as long as they are bare, just like the boys show theirs.

Swedes are so unisexed that they obviously do not see any more much of a difference between men and women.....which does NOT make them the happier people!!

Really, sick, sick, sick people.

Have they no other serious cause to fight for?

As if this is of ANY imortance whatsoever..........I am already getting bored. But would like to share a website that is quite a scream: http://www.tera.ca/index.html

I guess they are serious.

So am I.

The sun is too tempting. Have to go now. Off to the Beach of Vättern, Boobs covered up, Bananas, Beer, Book ("How not to dislike the people around you") in the Basket, Sun Balm for my delicate skin ...............all in a sudden I notice that the letter B for BooBs is looking like bÓÓbs!!!

Interesting coincidence............